4.11.2010

"Like A G6"-Far*East Movement ft. The Cataracs & Dev

Since "Tik Tok" has effectively run its course, catapulting trashy temptress Ke$ha to heights normal hoes could only dream of, there has been a lull in fresh bangers that can entice an entire club full of women to "woo" and subsequently pass out next to their bottle service. It's been a trial, but finally a new player on the scene has arrived in the form of Far*East Movement. After long years of honing their craft in the herpes-ridden LA club scene, members Kev Nish, Prohgress (sic), J-Splif, and DJ Virman are ready to give lonely men a new reason to revisit the club scene, renewing the ommipresent hope that if they buy inappropriately young women 'Tron, they will get dome in a men's bathroom stall. With lyrics like "Poppin' bottles in the ice/Like a blizzard/When we drink we do it right/Gettin' slizzard", it is well on its way to being that song that you hate yourself for liking so damn much.

Like: Ke$ha, but without all those hip references and dense metaphors.


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